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(Last Update 12:00 on Friday, 11 May 2007)


Quote of the day: ‘ (a smart open single quote)
  1. What starts with "t" and ends with "t" and is full of "t"?
  1. A teapot.
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Can You find a program that displays C:\WIN30\CGALOGO.RLE? (Excluding Microsoft® Windows® 3.0 in CGA mode!) If so, please mail me. Clue: it looks like this.


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