The interruption in service three months ago was caused by motherboard failure. I don't have a replacement, this motherboard is only available on a temporary basis and may be shut down at any time. This site was custom-coded 18 years ago and I would have to convert the code in order to move it to new hosting.

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(Last Update 10:30 on Thursday, 05 September 2013)

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  1. What do you do if you see a spaceman?
  1. Park in it, man!
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    Can You find a program that displays C:\WIN30\CGALOGO.RLE? (Excluding Microsoft® Windows® 3.0 in CGA mode!) If so, please mail me. Clue: it looks like this.

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